دعا مودهكن رزقى/ ككاياءن

وبارك لنا اللهم في جمع كسبنا وحل عقودالعسر يا يوه ارمخت

اللهم ربنا انزل علينا مائدة من السماء تكون لناعدا لاولنا واخرنا واية منك وازقنا وانت خيرالرازقين

اللهم ان كان رزقنا فى السماء فانزله وان كان رزقنا فى الارض فاخرجه وان كان رزقنا فى الماء والبحر فاطلعه

وان كان رزقنا قليلا فاكثره وان كان رزقنا بعيدا فقربه وان كان رزقنا عاسرا فيسرلنا

ولتنقلنا اليه حيث ماكان بفضلك وجودك وكرمك برحمتك ياارحم الراحمين .

Wahai Tuhan Kami, turunkanlah kepada kami rezqi dari langit untuk kami lazimkan bagi awal hidup kami dan akhir hidup kami dari ayat ayatMu dan berilah kami rezqi dan hanyalah Dikau sebaik baik Pemberi Rezqi

Ya Allah, apabila rezqi kami di langit, maka turunkanlah, dan apabila rezqi kami dari dalam bumi, maka keluarkanlah, dan apabila rezqi kami di dalam air dan di laut maka angkatkanlah, dan apabila rezqi kami itu jauh, maka dekatkanlah. Apabila rezqi kami sedikit maka perbanyakkanlah. Apabila rezqi kami sukar, maka permudahkanlah.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

JIWA YANG TENANG

Sungguh, rindunya hati untuk berada disini lagi.


Masjid Nabawi

Makam RasulAllah


Airmata pun kian berderai




RAMADHAN YANG INDAH KURNIAAN DARI YANG MAHA INDAH

Saturday, August 28, 2010

jom layan allail




(Masjid Al Bukhary Jln Hang Tuah)

Toksahlah korang layan mamat kush kush hotakrin lebih sesangat kot nanti ada yang jadi biol dalam bulan posa.
10 malam akhir Ramadhan semakin hampir. Usah ditangguh tangguh, nanti melepas peluang keemasan ini.
Carilah MALAM YANG LEBIH BAIK DARI SERIBU BULAN .

Kaedahnya ada disini, dan disini.


SELAMAT BERAMAL

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Bik Mama Mesti Nangis Tengok Ni

Bila dah tak dapat curi pasir guna lori, korang buat benda kreatif macam video ni lagi untung, maaaaassyyyyuuuuukk, beb!

Sialan Yang Disialkan


Hebatnya panggung Sabtu TV3 dibulan Ramadhan ini seiring dengan segmen Kasih Ramadhan.

Lebih hebat lagi pendedahan RPK terhadap Gani 4tail yang menerajui Istana Kehakiman.


Azailiza Mohd Ahad apa habaq ?




Okay, what about this affair then?

Aiyah! Prosecution star witness Saiful Bukhari Azlan bonking DPP Farah Azlina Latif. Then Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak aide Khairil Annas Jusoh bonking Saiful Bukhari Azlan. And now the AG himself bonking Head of International Affairs Division Azailiza Mohd Ahad.

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin

Today, the Associated Press reported, "A Malaysian judge said Monday he considered allegations of an affair between a government prosecution lawyer and the man who accused opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim of sodomy to be true but the relationship did not compromise the case."

Okay, the issue here is that the court has no doubt that the allegation that deputy public prosecutor Farah Azlina Latif is having an affair with the prosecution’s key witness in the Anwar Ibrahim Sodomy II trial is true. The court is not concerned with whether an affair is going on or not. It is only concerned with whether the affair would compromise the trial.

In other words, is their any ‘pillow talk’ going on in between the bonking? And the court is convinced there is no pillow talk, just hardcore bonking. So there is no miscarriage of justice and therefore the charge against Anwar need not be dropped.

Why does the Attorney General not want to confirm or deny the allegation that a member of his team is bonking the prosecution’s key witness? Would it not be easy if he just denied it and solve the entire problem?

He is not prepared to risk his neck, first of all, because he knows it is true and he knows that if he tries to deny it more shit is going to hit the fan. But more importantly, he is worried that if he denies it then we would bring out another allegation of an affair, this time involving him and Datuk Azailiza binti Mohd Ahad, the Head of the International Affairs Division of the Attorney General’s Chambers.

Yes, everyone knows about this affair. It is no secret. The AG and Azailiza make frequent trips overseas together and, to save the taxpayers’ some money, they share a hotel room rather than book separate rooms.

Aiyah! Prosecution star witness Saiful Bukhari Azlan bonking DPP Farah Azlina Latif. Then Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak aide Khairil Annas Jusoh bonking Saiful Bukhari Azlan. And now the AG himself bonking Head of International Affairs Division Azailiza Mohd Ahad.

There appears to be a hell of a lot of bonking going on in the Palace of Justice. And with the Chief Justice illegally marrying a second wife in Thailand and then destroying the evidence to escape prosecution, like our Member of Parliament from Sabah, it makes one wonder how they even have enough time to prepare for the court cases.



nota:
banyaknya binatang yang telah terserlah kebinatangannya dibulan Ramadhan.

Monday, August 16, 2010

SPRM sampah


50% aduan sampah? Siapa yang 'sampah'? Pengadu 'sampah' atau SPRM yang jadi 'sampah'?

berita sengal dari sini

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Nak Tarawih Kat Masjid Mana?



Gua sedang kembara tarawih ke masjid2 Selangor dan Kuala Lumpur sepanjang bulan Ramadhan tahun ini. insyaAllah akan diteruskan sehingga berakhir Ramadhan.

Pada malam semalam gua bertarawih di masjid Bandar Baru Sg Buloh.

Tazkirah sebelum Tarawih telah disampaikan oleh Ustaz Wan Ji.
Alhamdulillah.

Malam ini bercadang solat tarawih di Masjid As-Syafie bersebelahan Institut Professional Baitulmal, Kg Pandan.

INDAHNYA RAMADHAN KURNIAAN YANG MAHA INDAH.


mulut celupau

Penduduk Jasin diambang kemurkaan akibat mulut cm.



Lu kena !!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

SEKOLAH BUNTING: IDEA LAHABAU



Mamat lahabau cuba nak menutup

perangai buruk puak gerombolan yang minat kat budak

sekolah.

Dorang bukan ade akal, otak macam dalam kandang

kat paya mengkuang.

Korang baca balik ni...di sini, di sana dan kat situ.

Lain lain contoh pandai2lah cari sendiri.



Hello samdol, pandai lak korang nak cover line.

perlindungan





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